My cute class this year dressed up for pj day
I know its not very often I tell stories from work on here, but this year has had some real highlights that I have to document because they are just too good. The kind you retell at dinner, text to coworkers, or laugh about long after the school year ends. It’s unpredictable, unfiltered, and often unintentionally hilarious.
First up: petting zoo day. If you’ve ever hosted a petting zoo at a preschool, you already know it’s equal parts magical and chaotic. This year, the star of the show was a very pregnant mama goat carrying twins. The kids were fascinated, especially when they realized they could actually feel the babies moving. Which, of course, one of my students who is obsessed with babies asked the question every teacher dreads: “How do the babies get out of the mommy’s tummy?” My eyes grew big and I looked at my teacher partner like what do I say? Every teacher within earshot froze. I chose deflection. “Why don’t you ask the farmer?” 😅 and this was a farmer farmer, probably in his mid 30's, wearing overalls and missing a tooth or two. Thankfully, he was a seasoned professional in answering tiny humans’ stepped in and said "very gently". I mean just the best response. Afterward, the rest of us exchanged relieved looks while he laughed and said, “I’ve done this a lot.”
Next up the time we had an unexpected classroom guest a very bold, very animated lizard right outside our window during pickup time. As the kids waited for their parents, this lizard decided to put on a full performance: puffing up his neck, bobbing around, completely unbothered by his audience of wide-eyed preschoolers pressed against the glass. Honestly, it was perfect timing. Pickup can be a restless stretch for little ones, but that lizard? Instant entertainment. My co-worker wondered if we could hire him to come back! Then one of the dads walked up to pick up his daughter when Dean (who is too smart for his own good) proudly announced, “The lizard is looking for a lady lizard.” Without missing a beat, the dad smiled and said, “did he just say what I think he did? Well… he ain’t wrong.” Cue the teachers trying very hard to keep it together. 😂 ❤️
Last but definitely the most memorable, the one that made me want to write this post. The cream of the crop of preschool stories. The one that will go down in infamy for me. The infamous “white cocaine” incident. 😅
Ok ok hold on because this is a good one. I have a student with a food allergy, I always text her mom ahead of time with the ingredients we’ll be using for our monthly cooking activity. It’s a simple step that helps keep everyone safe and informed. One of the ingredients that day was white chocolate. Except autocorrect had other plans. Instead of “white chocolate,” my phone confidently changed it to “white cocaine.” 😳💀 how did chocolate get changed to cocaine and why my phone thought that was ok, I will never know. But yes… I hit send before my eyes registered the word change. The second I realized what happened, pure panic set in. I was frantically tapping “unsend, unsend, UNSEND!” like my life depended on it. Eventually, it disappeared but let’s be honest, once something like that is sent, the emotional damage is already done. 🤦🏼♀️
Fast forward to cooking day. We always do our activity at the end of the day right before pickup. When that mom arrived, I immediately confessed and explained the situation. Thankfully, she burst out laughing and admitted she did see the message before I unsent it. She was actually about to respond when it disappeared. At this point, another mom nearby overheard the story, and we were all laughing so hard we could barely hold it together. And then somehow… it got even better. Her daughter walked out of the classroom with white chocolate all over her nose from licking the plate clean. Without missing a beat, her mom looked at her and said, “Oh… was she sniffing the white powder?” 😆💀 We absolutely lost it. But honestly, moments like that are exactly what make preschool unforgettable.






















